Dear Miss Madame : Boobs on TV

MAMMARY OVERLOAD GETTING YOUR GOAT?  Miss Madame Says: lie back and think of Balenciaga!   Dear Miss Madame,   When I told everybody I was moving to France, people who knew better warned me. They said that French people smell bad, chain smoke, drink shots for breakfast, hate Americans, and like their commercials full of […]

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Songs To Nurse To

To the tune of “You Are My Sunshine.” Here come the boobies, the milky boobies. They’ll make you happy, and oh so glad. They’ll fill you belly, and make you merry. Drink your milk. You’ll grow big and strong. To the tune of “Oops I Did It Again.” Oops I did it again. I sprayed […]

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